I missed out, too! At least corporate doesn't this site is porn anymore. Little ddo they know.... - JBS
Aye, it was glorious as all the previous years. - Armaegis
I totally missed this year's Festiver Eye Bleeding. - AlenOnline
I totally missed this year's Festiver Eye Bleeding. - AlenOnline
chunky munky butt - Armaegis
- Name
Santa needs lovin' too. - Armaegis
i seen momma sucking santa clause - tee
The festive eye bleeding has returned. - Armaegis
We now return you to your regularly scheduled penis - Armaegis
PENIS PENIS PENIS - ManiacalClown
Is this thing working yet? - Armaegis
Ok fixed for some reason - elcyberGoth
Oh lol - elcyberGoth
online backgammon - online backgammon
Oh my news item! - Evil
online backgammon - online backgammon
It's so obvious / I'm the haiku champion / still undefeated - AlenOnline
How to make friends, part 2: Climb the ladder to suck Les. - Armaegis
How to make friends, part 1: If someone remarks that it's snowing, reply with "Dammit, I thought they were burning the Jews." - Armaegis
ECG updates are like bad handjobs. Cold and bloody. - Armaegis
Still no update. Way to keep a bad thing going! - JBS
Hardest word to fit? / Antidisestablishment- / arianism. - elcyberGoth
Please answer me this / Elaine Coyne got uglier / How did this happen? - AlenOnline
battle haiku must / come to toronto it is / time to do it right - mrdata
Feels good don't it? - Armaegis
Holy shit, people still use this thing? Fuck... - Spank E
I mean yo mamma. - Armaegis
You mean your breath? - AlenOnline
Smells like penis. - Armaegis
You obviously aren't Canadian or had yourself a French hooker if you don't know what poutine is. Is AlenOnline really Fross.T.Freeze in disguise? - Armaegis
WTF is poutine? - AlenOnline
It's imaginary, just like poutine. - Armaegis
This site still exists? - Brew
What if the molestor becomes the molestee? - Armaegis
At least it wasn't Ted Danson. Because he's not a child molestor. - Groin
Half of the posts on the front page are mine. I feel special. Special in that "I gots molested by Tony Danza and all I got was this t-shirt" sort of way. - Armaegis
fuck - boby
We *are* the fucking hecklers. And we're fucking leaving 'cause the shit's getting boring. - Groin
We had hecklers? - Armaegis
Damn, even the hecklers are leaving. Way to go, elcyberbroth. - Groin
Buck Angel FTW... - Armaegis
Skorts are all well and good, just not on a dude, and let's face it, it's the internets, which makes you a dude no matter what you say. Well, maybe a tranny... - Groin
I've moved up to skorts now. - Armaegis
Say no to pants, you goddamn savages! - Groin
Hello?.... Bueller?... Les?.... Mom? - Armaegis
The sixth shiek's sixth sheep is sick. - Armaegis
blue black bug's blood x5 - Armaegis
Plays with his strudel all day long he does. - Armaegis
Aaron wears a colander on his head, because he's a fine-lookin' strumpet. - Groin
Who wears a colander on their head anyways? - Armaegis
I got a dog, a cat, a mouse, a rat, a fly (he wont die!), and a little knat. - AlenOnline
Yo mama is so fat, she has Heart Disease and Type 2 Diabetes! - Pato
Yo mama is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang - AlenOnline
I didn't know ECG DOT COM updated until over a month after the fact! Oh, my faith is restored. - Pato
Your mommas so fat, Jesus couldnt lift her spirits. - 210
Well at least it's a stranger this time. - Armaegis
When I think about YOU, I touch myself. - JBS
Do you touch yourself at night? - Armaegis
(fnord) - Pope W T W
Holy shit. ElCyberUpdate. I'm...................underwhelmed. BTW, his momma is a nice gal. Leave her alone. - JBS
Your mom is so fat every time she jumps we have to recalculate hubble's constant - Steve
Rape is funny. Especially when it involves your mom in a parking lot, and no one wants to help the worthless bitch! - Nautilus
The mass of your mom at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c. - Bill Gates
Your mama's so fat, I rendered her body into heating oil and crispy bacon - elcyberGoth
Your mama's so fat, we all just slap her thigh and ride the wave in. - Proud to Contribute
Groin's mama is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real - AlenOnline
He disabled hyperlinks, you numbnutz. - Groin
How did you finally chase away the Kasino spambots? I MUST KNOW - AlenOnline
Some ad shit wants to set a cookie when I come here. WTF are you up to, you slutmonkey?! - Doom
A linear regression shows us that we should expect the next update around February 8th, 2007, but I suspect this data may be changing exponentially, so, um, it'll be a decade or something. - Groin
You're so lazy, we love it. - Nautilus
Whoa... /keanu - Armaegis
Excellent work. See ya next year, everybody! - AlenOnline
Excellent work. See ya next year, everybody! - AlenOnline
You didnt really go to Irvine & not call me, did you? - Well F you too, then
You, sir, are a study in pants. - Groin
Ok - elcyberGoth
Cockwhore, write something. - Groin
Happy Anniversary, ya lazy bastard! - AlenOnline
1 year! 1 year! 1 year! - elcyberGoth
Not a bad idea, I think more people should spend more days drunk, no matter what day it is. - Nautilus
Oh no, it's April fools everyone - the usefulness of the internet is officially negligible. I think I'll spend the day drunk. - Groin
So while looking up medical terminology, I did a GIS for "intubate", because apparently I'm a masochist... - Armaegis
Damn, I accidentally (it was fucking accidental, alright?!) discovered a subgenere of foot fetish. It's not quite what prego is to furries but... well, alright, it's pretty tame. wwwDOTcarstuckgirlsDOTcom - cause Aaron's weak
Shhhh! (We're trying to get him to go a full year without updating) - AlenOnline
I miss slanty eyed comics. But then I look in the mirror. - Armaegis
That *would* be Xtreme! But then how would I link to things like this: premek.virtualave.net/Dansten.jpg - Groin?!
Or I could go really extreme and ban links completely... - elcyberGoth
Maybe you could pull a CRZ & ban the whole block of IPs? - AlenOnline
http://eteamz.active.com/cheap-klonopin/ -
Aaron, these spammers are so kicking your ass - AlenOnline
